"We should read to give our souls a chance to luxuriate."
"You have to be human to be gay."
"That's not what you liberals said when they found those gay pennguins."
"I stand corrected. You have to be human or a penguin. Karl Rove is neither."
"I'm not gay."
"So I see you're only outsourcing your homosexual urges."
"Age before beauty."
"Pearls before swine."